February 2012
Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live on the other side of the world.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.
Watchbunny-boy:
Magical!
Watchpurecocklust:
Fuck I’m hard now!!! Wish I had mates like that…that’s soooo hot!!
Watchboysaretempting:
holy mother of god this is hot!
Sneaky Societies and Combat Boots: Another Reason... →
curiouslycool:
THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT
ADELE FLIPS AN AUDIENCE OFF AT AN AWARD SHOW (she meant for the middle finger to be aimed at the producers who were cutting her speech short) AND NO ONE FREAKS THE FUCK OUT?????
DEAR FUCKIN’ GAWD.
AND THEN THE BITCH ASS REPORTER SAYS “PEOPLE LOVE ADELE BECAUSE…
THIS
all of us are the perverts our parents warned us...
